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Journal the_mad_poster's Journal: Shoot The Cats, I Don't Care 14

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What's the fucking deal with people trying to lay a guilt trip down when they're trying to foist unwanted animals off on other people?

My girlfriend goes to class with someone who just discovered 4 kittens in their barn that they don't want. Apparently, this woman told my girlfriend that if they can't find homes for them they're going to shoot them. So my girlfriend calls me at work on my cellphone and for ten minutes she's trying to get me to take this pet in even though it's against my lease.

OK, seriously, to the bitch that tried to put out the guilt trip on everyone? FUCK YOU.

Guess what? From now on, I'm not taking animals from ANYONE who tries to put on the guilt. Here's a clue: I'm not the one shooting the fucking things, I'm not the one who has 82 billion animals running around the farm that I keep feeding and don't neuter/spay, don't fucking blame me that your psycho husband is going to start popping animals like it was the Columbine 2.0 (oh yea, wah wah, we have to be sensitive about Columbine. Fuck that. Here's another clue: don't run a school system that creates a harsh environment for anyone who's not rich, attractive, and popular and maybe the weak-willed people won't decide to get up one day and start blowing away your students. The only bad thing about Columbine is that the stupid kids didn't specifically target aggressors. If they'd actually picked legitimate instead of random targets I wouldn't have cared at all).

People aggravate me to no extent... on the other hand, my landlord is starting to piss me off. I pay $450 a month to live near two dipshits with coffee cans hanging off the end of their gay little riced out imports. They sit there blaring the sound systems (which, incidentally, sound like the typical rice-eating shitmobiles that they are because the fucking panels on the car catch every beat and vibrate). They rev their engines and drive around peeling out and all other manner of childish bullshit. One of these days I"m going to flip out and dump acetone on the fucking things, then take an icepick to the glass, maybe soak some rags in racing alcohol and wrap them around the midpipes shortly before they go out for the day.

On top of that, the fucking parking lot is ripped up stone, so every it rains the entire goddamn things turns into a huge fucking mud puddle. Here's an idea you ninety year old group home reject: pave the fucking thing. I'm also right on the main road, so every retard that managed to find a cheapass 2 channel amp and some basic "stero installation for idiots" guides goes right by my apartment. Ditto on the ricefags with their shitty little lawnmower-sounding pieces of gaysex-getting rusted out tin. And the fucking trucks. And every fucking retard that insists on beeping their horn at people on the sidewalk as if anybody gave a fuck that their fat sweaty ass was going by.

As if all that wasn't bad enough, the building is converted from an old hardware / grocery store, so there's a lot of kludges in the architecture to turn it into a set of uniform apartments, and the braces make horribly loud snapping noises when they shift and settle into a new position. Man is that ever fucking irritating when you're trying to sleep.

Shit... I need to fucking move out when my lease is up.

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  • it might cheer you up.

    or it might drive you nuts, admittedly. but unless you're wildly allergic - you're going to move out anyway, right?

  • she's trying to get me to take this pet in even though it's against my lease.

    ...
    Shit... I need to fucking move out when my lease is up.
    You better, or I'll shoot this d--- no, wait. I'll put this dog in your car, with the windows rolled up.
  • "Give me your wallet, or you'll force me to abandon one of these kitten."
  • Brake fluid (in a squeeze bottle) works better - it strips off the paint and contaminates the metal to the point that even sandblasting won't provide a good base for a new coat of paint - the only choices are to either replace the panel or repaint every few months.
    • how about if he uses it with a stencil saying "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN"?
      • how about if he uses it with a stencil saying "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN"?
        Better yet: DRUGS ON BOARD - KILL THE COPS"

        Shouldn't take too long for the driver to be pulled over for an "inspection" of his car, then a trip to the station for a cavity search.

        • heheh, I often think about beating people up, but I'm not about to advocate getting the cops to do it.

          yes I know you jest. ...unless they really deserve it... your idea is better than my alternative "SMALL DICK INSIDE".
  • My mother and sister are always 'saving animals' and then bitching about how many they have or how much they cost. I have ONE dog and ONE cat. I can barely afford the two. That's all I need, and that's all I'll have.
  • No worries. Nobody will "shoot" any cats and you won't have to adopt it to prevent it. Don't know what state your in, but most are shall we say "tough" on anything PETA or the Humane Society considers "cruelty to animals" (even to the point of being extremely overboard but that is besdies the point)and in fact said husband if reported can get jail time.. At least if this is brought up to your girl friend's co-worker she may shut her whining, and quit bitching about it. A Florida man was recently arrested a
    • Shooting the kittens is also plain stupid, as it's bloody messy. Anyone with half a brain would stuff them into a bag and drown them. The same goes for puppies. Yeah, a dozen dead puppies in a bag ain't a pretty sight, but it's still better than a dozen dead puppies with their heads blasted open..
      • I'm thinking about getting a trap to catch them and dispose of them later. There are goddamned cats all over the neighborhood. They track mud on my vehicles and shit in my yard. One day I chased one off while it was defecating and noticed a fucking tapeworm wriggling around on the stool. I have two young children, and don't want them playing around in the yard with tapeworms, ringworm, and who knows what other legion of fungii, bacteria and parasites imported by these animals.

        You've got to love the law. Y
        • Your neighbors have the right to let their pets reproduce exponentially and make nuisances of themselves by biting, crapping everywhere, spreading contagion, and making a bunch of racket. But I don't have the right to get rid of these pe(s)ts. Irresponsible bastards.

          Yeah, too bad it's illegal in most states to kill your neighbours, even if they spread diseases and crap on your stuff. Oh wait, you meant the cats...

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