Journal the_mad_poster's Journal: $3 A Fucking Gallon (Old Sk00L) 17

And what really pisses me off is that $1.95 of every gallon is probably flowing into some fat rich fuck's fat fucking wallet that he sits his fat ass down on while he gorges his fat face with $75 sirloin and $250 bottles of wine.

But what pisses me off even more than that is the fact that this bullshit excuse for a president had his minions ship off an energy bill that gives these cockcheese-licking bitches MY fucking tax dollars to "invest in renewable energy resources".

CLUESTICK YOU FUCKING FRAUD: these pieces of human shit are gouging taxpayers at the pump on a daily basis and reaping huge, windfall profits in the process. So what's your fucking plan? Do you do something for, you know, the people you pretend like you represent and set forward mid and long range plans to reduce oil dependance while encouraging sensible use and moderation in the short term?

No, your cock is so lubed up from their greasy fingertips that you hand them my goddamn wallet while your lying little bike-riding ass pays some sort of bullshit lipservice to pie-in-the-sky "renewable" resources like that mystical hydrogen-powered vehicle that doesn't actually exist outside of two lousy fucking prototypes.

I fucking hate republicans. Jesus Christ what a bunch of two-faced little dogcum-sucking dick jugglers.

And the democrats are fucking morons. Dip into the strategic oil reserve? Let's crunch some numbers, dipshits:

SOR contains 700m barrels
U.S. consumption is about 21m barrels per day
U.S. production is down about 1/4

700/(21*.25) = 133 days of oil

So if we tapped the whole fucking thing out, we'd give ourselves about 4.5 months.

If we could refine it.

Oh, gee, there's where your "plan" falls to shit you dumb cunts. While you would buck up the somewhat limited impact Katrina had on shipping lanes, you wouldn't have one bit of impact on all those refineries that still have to be brought back up.

You want to have an impact on this bullshit situation? Here's what you do. First of all, you raise both middle fingers to George Bush, his oil buddies that are felating him 24/7, and all those dipshit democrats who wouldn't know a plan if Hillary Clinton stapled it to their nut sack. The easiest way to do that is to print this out and mail it to the president, your congressMEN and congressWOMEN, because congressPERSON is what sandal-wearing hopheads say.

Why? What possible impact could that have, mailing something like this to elected officials?

None. Just like everything else you could do that involved actually trying to get their attention, because nobody in this fucking government gives a shit about anyone that's not slipping them cash on the campaign trail. So you print this out as a big "fuck you" because you know they're useless and they're not on your side.

Then, you take a few simple steps:

1. You ditch the unncessary SUV and your "bad boy" image of yourself. You just look like a flat-chested soccer mom anyway in it.

2. You learn how to fucking drive. This means not driving 85 fucking miles an hour to and from work. Not squeeling your tires and racing from one red light to the next.

Basically, it means quit being a dick and grow up.

3. You carpool. Or take the bus. Or the train. Quit being such a snippy little bitch. You'll save money, and maybe if you walked to the bus stop instead of just into your heated garage you fatasses that are making this country so obese would slim the fuck down and you could start going to movies again.

4. You vote these motherfuckers out.

See, this is an important one that nobody ever gets. None of these people are on "your side". They're not on "your team" or in "your party". They're their because some special interest greased the wheels and put them there so they could rake you over the coals and steal your money via the government. Okay? Got that? ALL OF THEM. Just vote them all the fuck out. I don't give a shit if you write in Gumby for president, no president at all would be a fuck lot better than any alternative we're going to be getting in '08, and forget those cocksuckers in Congress. They're just a bunch of self-interested pricks and if you don't know that, you have a serious problem.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.