... that a nation that has robot toilets would take this long to think of using robots for this job. Although to be fair, it never crossed my mind either, and I've spent the last 5 years trying to convince my wife that a roomba is actually a good idea.

Obviously you are clueless as to the nature of the 8-track. Everyone knows that in any random assemblage of 8-track tapes, there is a 90% chance of finding Meat Loaf's Bat out of Hell.

I know what you mean. The worst part is that mine keeps f*cking closing on me whenever I turn my computer off with a drink on it. What kind of engineer only drinks when his computer is on? Hello!? Some people aren't so geeky as to have their computers on all the time, losers!

WOLVERINES!!!!