WTF does this have to do with leopard eating faces for anyone who isn't so incredibly stupid to pre-order untested hardware? Do you make all your purchasing decisions on vibes? Have you already pre-ordered your 2030 Tesla Model S?
There are well established benchmarks that provide insight into what we can expect
The one thing we can expect from CPU benchmarks is that they do not reflect their performance in laptops since in a laptop the performance is almost universally defined by the thermal / power envelope. That's why you can get laptops on the market with Intel i5s that well and truly outperform Intel i7s despite CPU benchmarks claiming the exact opposite.
If you can't put two and two together and see what the benchmarks imply, that's on you.
You're not putting 2 and 2 together. You're putting 2x and 2y together and making a conclusion without the 2nd equation that you need to identify the missing variables.
But hey, if you want to live a life based on ignorance / make decisions based on wrong information you do you. I'm an engineer so I'm biased against that level of stupidity.