Notice of revocation
It has come to the notice of the geek-police that you have violated the terms of your parole from real life on the following counts
1. Complying with directives of alleged wife
2. Abusing your technical skills in
(a) Home improvement - cleaning category
(b) Home improvement - construction category
(c) Home improvement - interiors category
3. Idle appreciation of Rocks in water
You are hereby directed by competent authority to hand in your geek card immediately and go back out to the asylum that wonko the sane lives outside.
To protect and serve