Are you sure it's your hand ur rubbing?

Your porn server.

There's a point to firing that much power at a point to prove something. Did they open a worm hole or a micro black hole? If not, they'll face a big electric bill at the end of the month.

Pakistan is lost cause, stop this debacle.

So I'm guessing Apple is suing Samsung to make their gadget more cool?

That is true just about any where with a homogeneous population.

Ask them, if I were to build a nuclear plant in an earth quake prone area, would that be a good idea or bad idea? Most likely they will all agree it's not a good idea. No matter how well the place is built to with stand any, ultimately, you do not want to fudge with mother nature.

I get my internet from tapping wifi signal in the neighborhood. Why even bother with copper or fiber...

I better stock up on ammos, hot pockets, and porns.

We could always send BP to drill on the asteroid but then again, they would probably end up with a rig explosion and everyone on earth would get screwed.

Stem cell baby stem cell or you'll get a whole new cloned guts that will replace ur existing gut.

Epic subprime mortgage, no one has credit and there's excess of inventory. You should not be in any type of mortgage company to begin with. He was too drunk to kill himself after shooting the server. What an idiot.

I would think we would end up like the borg in future because biological parts don't last that long. Also, if AI does become that smart, it would definitely be build with fail safe mechanism like the 3 robotic laws. I for one will welcome our new borg overlords if they do come to earth for conquest.

So who's buying all the helium? You realize that's a lot of gas to breath and sound like donald duck.

Now you know why woman with yeast infection are to be avoided at all costs.