I enjoy a bit of scambaiting if it is convenient.
One day I get this call, but this day I'm stuck in NYC traffic, and will be for a bit. I play along.
I ask them if they cover Diesel Particulate Filters in my VW (a part that died and was expensive-I had the cheaty VW TDi).
I first talk to someone overseas for the basic qualifier questions....after answering a few questions, I am transferred to an American, english speaker. He engages in conversation, I ask him too if they cover Diesel Particulate Filters. He assured me they do, and gives me to...the closer.
All the while, I'm trying to get a price. I ask each person how much the warranty costs-no answer, but Do You Cover Diesel Particulate Filters ?. I'm playing along as best I can.
Finally, the closer tells me the the cost is $380.00 per month. Still playing dumb, I ask, can't I get a leased car for that (pre covid) which would have a warranty ? He replies, yes, but don't you rather drive the car you already have, and keeps selling.
When he asks for my credit card, I decline, tell him I've been fascinated by this whole process, and just wondered what the cost was, and that I was never a sale.
Almost as much fun as my last scam call. "Sir your Amazon account has been charged $463 for an iPad"..to which I said "I'm waiting for it when will it be here ?", and from overseas, "go fuck yourself". Twas a good laugh.