Wikipedia article FYI...

It's a Roger Zelazny novel about what happens to a guy who inadvertently falls into an alien machine that reverses the chirality of all his molecules. It's... interesting.

...to tell us how this is going to kill all the fish and use up valuable fishing water, so instead we should keep burning coal which is good for you. [eyeroll]

This one weird old tricky scent?

Shall we start with your house?

...they don't care about eminent domain, and they just bulldoze wherever they want the train to go. Willing to give up your house? The problem isn't the trains, it's the curvy tracks and all the stations in between.

...the way you do this is you throw a bunch of pythons into a bucket with no food, until they start eating other - until you get down to the last two, then you turn them loose, but now they only eat other pythons. Didn't any of you people see Skyfall...?

Um, quotes..? Are they not really Blizzard?

...smells like paella!

A halfway decent firewall, VPN and password policy ought to do 99% of this

It probably did do 99% of it, and this was the 1%...?

Maybe it's time we hack another Russian gas pipeline...?

Have you collected your 5 kopecks yet? Does Putin personally deliver them?

Did it say "go do your own homework"...?

"This remains an URGENT MATTER that requires immediate action,"

Don't you mean: "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" ...?

Methane has a specific energy about 10 times that as TNT

But methane requires an oxidizer; this would not. This is also why fuels like hydrazine are still used.