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Comment Re: Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 80

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @02:33PM (#65846525) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

I'm happy to be a cyborg, you fuckweasel.

Comment Re:Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 80

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @07:35AM (#65845473) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:Correction noted [Re:My honda does that now] (Score -1) 254

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:12AM (#65834841) Attached to: White House Rolls Back Fuel Economy Standards

You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.

Comment Re:Move fast, break (crash) things (Score -1) 91

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 03, 2025 @12:03PM (#65832789) Attached to: Chinese Reusable Booster Explodes During First Orbital Test

Shut up dipshit.

Comment Could it be? (Score -1) 15

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @12:43PM (#65819531) Attached to: NASA Rover Makes a Shocking Discovery: Lightning on Mars

FIRST! POST! FROSTY!

Comment Re:At last. (Score -1) 69

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @10:29AM (#65819173) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Go lick a window you inbred fucktard.

Comment Re:I bought a portable HDD and a SSD (Score -1) 79

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @11:15AM (#65817197) Attached to: Unpowered SSDs in Your Drawer Are Slowly Losing Data

Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

Comment Re:Seems pretty cold (Score -1) 87

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.

Comment Re:Who asked for this (Score -1) 100

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:50PM (#65791448) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

What the fuck is a "4k player"? You ignorant twat-waffle.

Comment Re:Who asked for this (Score -1) 100

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:48PM (#65791444) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re: Make them occasionally? (Score 1) 186

by aardvarkjoe on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @03:00PM (#65790962) Attached to: US Ends Penny-Making Run After More Than 230 Years

...you realize that pennies don't solve that "problem," right? We already have to round the final total for virtually all purchases after calculating the tax.

Comment Re:No impact (Score -1) 39

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @04:52PM (#65778488) Attached to: Google Plans Secret AI Military Outpost on Tiny Island Overrun By Crabs

You forgot naked and afraid, hot grits, etc.

Comment Re:Who signed NAFTA? (Score -1) 92

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @03:31PM (#65778290) Attached to: Why Manufacturing's Last Boom Will Be Hard To Repeat

Shut up you ignorant fuckwit.

Comment Re:Actually, all these horses are the same color. (Score -1) 224

by cyborg_monkey on Monday November 03, 2025 @02:43PM (#65770564) Attached to: Palantir Thinks College Might Be a Waste. So It's Hiring High-School Grads.

Grow a sack you fuckwit.

Comment Re:German study ... (Score -1) 89

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @01:31PM (#65741162) Attached to: Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children, Study Shows

It's not a stream and certainly not verbal. Diarrhea? Sure. Thanks for being a stalker, fuckhole.

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