Absolutely right...I keep forgetting my lessons from Improv school: things are funnier in threes, trolling is a art, and jokes are better when based on solid, verifiable geo-political data.

Russians are trying to be good capitalists...they'll build one in Kiev and sell tap water called Fresh From Vostok. Just like Nestle/Coke/et al.

In honor of Columbus Day. We'll bring whisky and typhus.

Stay tuned for "Crocodile Leeeerooooooooooooy Jennnnkiiiins"

That's very interesting. Say, I have a fascinating link that may interest you.

...cloud bubble? WTF is next, a cloud bubble rainbow?

"A little man in a boat, you say...? I want the Navy's top men on this. Top. Men."

You are mistaken. Most people are three-toed hermaphrodites.

See, just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Supporting evidence always helps.

The last number I could find was 50% for supporting patdowns, even less for frequent fliers.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/abc-news-washington-post-poll-air-travel-security/story?id=12215139

Righthaven is the copyright arm of the Las Vegas Review Journal...to give you an idea of the nuttiness we have to endure here in SinCity, keep in mind that the newspaper vehemently and viciously supported Her Wackiness Sharron Angle for Senate last year but then, in a grand showing of just how much they love their own wacky brand of libertarianism, sued her as a part of the Righthaven IP trolling campaign while continuing to donate money to her and devote editorial space to her campaign on a daily basis.

It had a strange beauty...like watching two warthogs fighting over a rotting squirrel carcass while mating.

Try...Burma Shave...?

Cowboyneal, is that you?

I live on the side of a city-facing mountain in Las Vegas...if I leave my blinds open at night, it's like sleeping in the middle of a fully-lit Walmart. First thing I did when I moved here several years back was sell my telescope.

He was. Were you as put off as I by the actor in the new ST movie basically acting like Deforest Kelly pretending to be Bones McCoy?

From your mouth to Darwin's ears, AC.

They failed to mention that the code word for protest in Chinese is now "Candlejack". It stands to reason tha