
Journal sillypixie's Journal: The Whizzinator?!? 13
Could anybody be this STUPID?
What setting would you use on the GetGo Microwave, the hotdog setting perhaps?
Oh, man, the whizzinator... that slays me!
Pix
ps - hehe, Bubbles is singing his own song at the ECMA's - called "Liquor and Whores"... he's got the whole audience singing along... I *love* those guys...
Oh one of my CL guys sent me a photo of that (Score:1)
Re:Oh one of my CL guys sent me a photo of that (Score:2)
LOL!
I wonder if he warmed it up before he took the picture (-:
Pix
Re:Oh one of my CL guys sent me a photo of that (Score:1)
Talk about stupid people. (Score:2)
What's really funny is that there are ways to pull this off undetectably, but these people were too stupid to realize how. (Or maybe they were smart enough once, but the drugs they were trying to keep hidden impaired their judgement.) I guess they got what they deserved!
The US Supreme Court has outlawed (as discriminatory) the use of intelligence tests for employment screening. It would be a supreme irony if the use of
Re:Talk about stupid people. (Score:2)
If you smoke a joint once a month, does that show up? I seem to remember some kind of olympic snowboarder scandal where the guy claimed he was just in the room with pot-smokers. Is employee drug testing as stringent as olympic drug testing?
oh, naive little me (-:
Pix
I wouldn't know about that (Score:2)
I'm so squeaky-clean, someone says "Hi" to me and I usually say "No I'm not." ;-)
Re:I wouldn't know about that (Score:2)
Things have calmed down considerably out there. The 30-somethings and 40-somethings are the tame ones -- it's the teenagers and the 50-somethings that raise the roof!
Pix
Behind the times... (Score:2)
Re:Behind the times... (Score:2)
I have to imagine that it would also be tricky to find somebody else to supply the urine. That just has to be a weird conversation to have - "hey, can you pee in my whizzinator please?"...
Pix
Re:Behind the times... (Score:2)
Would you piss in my whizzinator?
Will you give me $350,000?
All the benefits of modern technology (Score:2)
Re:All the benefits of modern technology (Score:2)
Talk about leveraging renewable resources.
*grin*
Pix
Re:Behind the times... (Score:2)
That's because his urine test showed that he was pregnant, and you don't need to take shots to the midsection like a standard tackle when preggers...