Who authorized this?? I'M SERIOUS WHO AUTHORIZED THIS??? It wasn't me, I'm certain of that, and that's the only authorization you should be interested in. I'm certain of a couple other things too: Your wife's about to leave you. Your children are about to starve. Your car is about to be repossessed.

How do I know all this? Oh I'm glad you asked. It's because you're sooooo fired. So fired. Get out. So fucking fired. Janet will have your stuff packed up and available after 5. Say hi to your wife for me and tell her I'll see her tonight.

Perhaps they have all been fired.

I work at school, and school at school, so I transfer data using our fiber backbone! Sweet! (too bad we only have 10mb in the dorms)

yes, I know CWRU has fiber to each room. We don't. Pfft.