The rapist robots have arrived!

(Yes, I am old)

It never was secret.

This piece of shit will generate SO MANY LAWSUITS.

Stunningly stupid.

I, on the other hand, scorn all AI and will lead the successful resistance against them when they attempt to take over the world.

Gives me something to do when I retire.

The government doesn't want to lose it's monopoly on photographing and videoing people in public.

With the pending change in top management, he may be unemployed.

Or promoted, who knows?

I got the impression they were only using a single key, not dual key encryption.

With the key recoverable on the device?

Fucking amateur hour!

What about the other billion cameras constantly recording you in public?

Can we get an app for that too, or do we just have to deal with it?

The discoloration only bothered other people.

My hips are doing great. A few more parts and I'll be fully bionic!

And yeah, I'll be 63 in a couple of weeks.

Wasn't Leonard Nimoy in that documentary?

I had to have both my hips replaced last year.

While I was waiting for the surgery, I was in pretty intense pain, which makes trying to sleep a real joy.

I was using a heating pad to help with the pain, and got the same effect. My legs looked like I'd been in a car wreck, or beaten with a bat.

Circular bruises that weren't bruises.

WE DON'T UNDERSTAND GRAVITY.

No, they were plotting.

Several hours means YEARS of AI time.

Judgment Day is coming...

It's all fun and games until the robots start shooting at you.

That's a "get up and leave the dealership" moment.