Claim 1) A [noun] consisting of:
* a [adjective] [noun],
* with [adjective] [noun] [noun]
You then use software to fill in the blanks with every possible word option:
Claim 1) A [computer] consisting of:
* a [grumpy] [fish],
* with [cloudy] [metal] [socks]
Run all of these permutations through, post them online with a time stamp and under the GPL code, et voila, the prior art of everything! Wait a year and a day and you can now claim every software patent is worthless because there is "prior art" - and all you have to do is reference the website that has the "prior art of everything." Hell, that should be the website: "priorartofeverything.com"
Then, whenever anyone files a software patent, point to "priorartofeverything.com" and say, "Nope. Someone already had that idea."
The end of software patents....
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?