Cute, you are obviously commenting on an article that you didn't even read - that's kinda wrong.

Everyone in May 2021, the period used in the datasets, had the choice to get vaccinated.

I suspect that 90% of the time you post online, you don't read the source material and make ridiculous statements like these.

"The 4TB HGST (model: HMS5C4040ALE640) has 274,923 drive days with no failures this quarter."

Does this mean they have 274,923 of these drives and not a single one died in 4 months?
I didn't think that degree of reliability was possible.

This goofy comedy grows on you until you realize the comic genius.
High grade goofball stuff here.

Surprisingly I didn't care for the SNL skit.

Apparently a sequel script is in the making.

Good points but you can do that NOW by GPO and you can buy retail Win 10 pro, just sayin.

Anyone ever heard of a company called RIM? They have a handset (Alpha/Dev) in the developer wild, the Blackberry 10 alpha handset that beats all PPI wars:
A 4.2-inch HD LCD 1280 x 768 (356dpi)
http://crackberry.com/blackberry-10-alpha-dev-device-specs-and-features

Oracle has no intention of stewarding Java and doesn't see that as a responsibility. They do not care about making people happy. These are not concerns of Oracle. What they want is to have many many dollars and to put them in a huge money bin like Scrooge McDuck and swim in them. Owning Java and shaking down everyone for those dollars is their strategy.

Or to use a different analogy, a shark is not biting you because he wants to trick you into purchasing his teeth. He is a shark and wants to eat you. That makes him happy.