My cousin, who is a prof at a rather well-known higher education institution in pensylvania, still hasn't filed his patent infringment lawsuit against tech giants, car manufacturers and pretty much everyone else for using his invention without permission for - wait for it - being too ashamed that it would bring undue attention and unwanted public spotlight burden on said higher education institution! The invention is used by pretty much everyone every day, be it at home, in a car or on foot. So apple, pay the 5bn or whatever is asked of you and be happy there are people out there too ashamed (of all things) to sue you out of your parasitic existence.

You shouls get laid more often, you sad shallow excuse for a human being. The techniqies have changed quite a bit since you last tried.

Can I find an AI plumber?

The good old "I will only pay to save my own arse" adage.
The sooner china and singapore and those guys take over the rest of the world the better.

Chinese invented subsidies...unlike america, eu, the rest of the world...
How many walnut trees do you think there would be in britain if it weren't for subsidies? Or how many liters of milk would germany produce without subsidies? 0?

Passing an MOT without that "optional extra"

Trump said it's all fake?

So you invoke science yet tell someone to rot in - hell - of all places? How scientific...

I thought they were using conduits? So no digging, just pull out copper and pull through fiber.

People still buying beemers? Give it a few months...

A far more newsworthy and interesting story was how they hack into pcs using the speaker

ACCIDENTAL impact

I seem to remember a well-documented SCADA hacking break-in somewhere in Australia where they reversed sewage pumps. Years ago, if not decades now. Complacency?

"Rogue"

Ran out of ideas, have we? Why don't you let chatgpt suggest something new and interesting?