You can't grow forever. Anybody that tells you otherwise is a fuckwit

And it's 93% accurate!! So uhh, 2% inaccurate? How many hundreds of thousands do you want to do an implementation again?

If only there was some sort of omniscient, unwavering, ahem, agent of constant vigilance that could tally the actual value and then report back... Oh fuck

They're sticking with the fuck you for loyalty thing. Why is a five year commitment higher price than a single year?

Light a man on fire and you'll both be warm for the rest of his life**

What could possibly go wrong?!!?!?

Give it three days until they fall on their face and let us know how you think again

THIS. EV =/= internet connected ipad. Full stop.

There's no muscle memory with pixels. Particularly since there's never a good place to brace your hand to reach halfway across a 12" wide screen to at least get in the ballpark without looking.

Do their chips work? Are they reliable? Are they a good value? Fire the sales people, fix the products and they'll sell themselves

Ok, Linda

Waffle house is better than crapplebeez

Great, publish a fucking plaintext tree and i can scan it and find my shit in less time than the AI or stupid human can finish its first sentence. Fuck applebees, too. Garbage restaurant

Legitimately fuck the poster for taking a shit in my eyeballs with this trash

AI is garbage and those who rashly implement it now better enjoy smelling like shit tomorrow when we all realize that no it's not a new shiny, it's just a pile of smelly garbage