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Comment Its all about Ukraine now guys (Score -1, Troll) 122

Did you guys not hear? Covid has been officially suspended. Everything is about Ukraine good Russia bad now.

You are no longer to hate vaxx refuseniks. You are now to hate russians, and anyone who doesn't spout the CNN/MSNBC party line (those guys are either russians or russian agents or both).

Those concentration camps a lot of of people were talking about for the unvaxxed, they will go unused now, which is a shame, but.... there are russian people AND russian agents in the country right, so, you know... 1+1 equals what again?

Comment Praise the lord of vaccines! (Score -1, Troll) 82

Soon we will get yet another injection of miraculous health-juice to shoot up into our veins!

I hope you are all as excited as I am. I can't wait to update all my social media profiles with a text ribbon around my Soyak face that reads "This guy is Omicron-vaxxed! 6 injections so far and counting!".

I hope, friends, that you will all join me in this holy mission to stamp out this deadliest of deadly pandemics visited upon us; the dreaded Omicron variant of the excessively deadly Covid19 family.

Vaxx me up, Fauci!

Comment Re: Pwn the libs by dying of covid. (Score 1, Troll) 311

Oh no I do not think the vaccine is unsafe in any way shape or form. Does not give you heart problems, autoimmune diseases or blood clots.

If the government or Bill Gates or Dr Fauci or Joe Biden or Rachel Maddow or Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Epstein say it is safe, it is safe. These people do not lie. I hope you understand me, friend, these people *do* *not* *lie*. Ever. And Bill Gates has never had a bug in any software he's been involved with making, so we know we can trust his judgement on anything.

Also the vaccine manufacturers themselves say the vaccines are safe, and they also have no reason to lie. None at all. (challenge me on this and I _will_ call 911 and report you, because it would mean you are a f*cking conspiracy theorist and a danger to our society!)

So when my Dr says he has a vaccine ready for me I just roll up my sleeve and say "go ahead Dr, stab me with that miracle juice. Right up my vein pls.". 3 shots so far, can't wait for my 4th! And already looking forward to number 5 and 6 after that. I am also looking forward to the pills. Hoping we get these in time for easter, so I can put a covid-pill in each of the easter-eggs for the kids to find and eat together with the candies. Are you also, like me, excited about eating covid-pills soon?

How many have you shots taken so far, fren?

Comment Re:Bitcoin mining is evil, (Score -1, Flamebait) 31

It is already very easy, and very enjoyable, not to say profitable, and it is doing God's work - reducing the power of the world governments by weakening their nasty fiat currencies, and bestowing access to true private property rights to people across the globe.

To FUD-spreading luddites like yourself I have only one thing to say: HFSP, haha.

Comment Re:Can we get a crypto filter? (Score 1) 68

OG ./ commenters on bitcoin:

Bitcoin at $1? tulip mania ask the dutch!
Bitcoin at $10? tulip mania ask the dutch!
Bitcoin at $100? tulip mania ask the dutch!
Bitcoin at $1,000? tulip mania ask the dutch!
Bitcoin at $10,000? tulip mania ask the dutch!

Tomorrow,
Bitcoin at $100,000? tulip mania ask the dutch!

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