Last night I closed the curtains because the moon was keeping me up.

Oh no. You can't make that bitch do anything it doesn't want to do.

But here we are, I guess.

You can buy an awful lot of banjos for $100M

I'm with you on the computer prices, but not installing rooftop solar was a choice you made.

Unless you're Gen-Z in which case, get your ass over to Reddit where it belongs.

It would have to be truly amazing to make up for not being to buy RAM for 3+ years.

How would the premiums for humans "become unsustainable"? If anything the risk goes down for human drivers when all the other drivers are robots.

Yeah but Google Sheets could do it, assuming I wanted it bad enough to use Javascript.

Just put commas or json in there. Whoop-de-doo.

Apparently looking up your ex-wife on Flock is the new choking out a black guy. Well, that's progress I guess!

Little Bobby Tables would like a word with you gentlemen.

I'm on Kubuntu now and have nothing bad to say about it.

I mean they're probably all on high-performance diets that taste awful like protein powder milkshakes. And comfort food is what you ate as a treat when you were little. So I can see McD's being a treat.

Or that it's not getting better fast enough might be a better analogy. It's such a strange thing to feel entitled to, I can't think of anything that's getting better.

I stand corrected. I always imagined those were Big Macs he was wolfing down for some reason.