If it is not on a wax cilinder, then it is not real music.

Hmm, so what about AI muzak covered by a live band. Will that make it better?

I bet you have an Android phone a WiFi router and TV all of which run Linux. Nevermind rubbish like your washer, drier, fridge and toasterâ¦

Drum machines and sequence generators are hardly new and player pianos have been around since forever. So why are they moaning about music generators now?

The sad thing is that the lack of brain function is not just limited to Old Joe.

Sounds just like any other air liner.

A right or left handed wrench?

Well, if the ship is on the other side of the world in the ocean, then it will take a while.

Yup - this was a failure in program management. That contract should have been worded differently. Back in my day, I just referred these kind of issues back to the legal department and they sorted it out quickly.

Hmm, both my 2012 Macbook Pros are still in daily use. I may eventually install Linux on them, but they just dont want to break. I have never had machines that lasted this long.

Ol Vlad is doing his best to reduce the number of Russians on the planet. The tree huggers should celebrate that.

So the student did a LSD trip. (Look, See and Discover).

The first Kindles came with spellcheck and autocorrect enabled by default - also on the username and password fields. Fun was had by allâ¦

Yes. All the nukes built at the seaside.

The parachute didnâ(TM)t open. It worked fine in all the testsâ¦