They get to choose where they work. They don't have to work at a ridiculous place called "genius bar".

Yeah, just make shit up. This isn't even cutting-edge science.

Only if you ignore their safe word.

OK Boomer.

That implies they had it in the first place.

Read about outgassing. Everything is a gas at low enough pressures.

BTW, seriously, I can smell most metal (steel, copper, etc.) at room temperature. Can't you?

Just exactly where is your webcam pointed?

Maybe no more "laws" (although, see: https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...), but we certainly still have rules. See: https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

Where's that damned sarcasm emoji?

It's Unicode U+1F643.

I always found it odd he's called "conductor"---no orchestra would follow his lead!

It is more like a nurse practitioner claiming to be a nurse, and being fined for not being an RN.

Er, his degree is in computer engineering. He's as much an engineer as a chiropractor is a doctor.

And this is the one non-sarcastic use of "Oh I see what you did there" that I have seen. Well done.

We just call it "Tesla long" to help them compensate. It's also known as Nissan ultra short (butdonttellthemthat).

Hey man, have some respect for the elderly. They are particularly vulnerable to this virus.

Well. If that's your goal, I think you have to get a real lawyer. Even then, you might not succeed. https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2019%2F07%2F30...