I was just looking at my own user page and noticed this: "Subscribers can view entire comment history for all users."


What the shit?


Get with the program, Slashdot. This isn't SomethingAwful, you're not requiring everyone to pay to post --- so why should everyone pay to see their own comment history?

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Or so they thought.

Seeing as the MPAA is about to sue torrent sites up the wazoo, I present to you "All Your Movies Are Belong To Us":

MPAA: What happen ?
Minion: Somebody set up us the Tracker.
Minion: We get packet.
MPAA: What !
Minion: Packet Sniffer turn on.
MPAA: It's you !!
Torrents: How are you gentlemen !!
Torrents: All your MOVIES are belong to us.
Torrents: You are on the way to destruction.
MPAA: What you say !!
Torrents: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Torrents: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
MPAA: Sue every Tracker!!
MPAA: You know what you doing.
MPAA: For great PROFIT.