Dude just kayak for the sake of kayaking. Man leave it to use computer nerds (I mean I.T. professionals) to F up the most relaxing and enjoyable things. I say just go paddle on the lake and thank god that the cellphone is in the car and not on your hip. What next "war skydiving" or "war book reading"

Its going to be hard for you to complain about the neighbor asking you for computer help during the superbowl if you have a history of messing up your leisure time :)