I'm not an expert but I'm fairly sure dynamite, of Dynamit Nobel fame, is regular nitroglycerin that has been desensitised by mixing it with diatomaceous earth. The time to worry is when the nitroglycerine starts seeping out of the clay. AFAIK nitroglycerine and TNT are unrelated.

Have you read a newspaper or watched broadcast news lately?

Not as funny as him winning a tournament he didn't play in.

Yesterday morning Melania crossed the hall into Donald's room to tell him about a dream she'd had.
"My darling, last night I dreamed about a great parade in your honour. The streets were filled with smiles and cheers and laughter. Everyone was so happy, and you were at the centre of it all!"
"That sounds great Melania! But... how did my hair look?"
"I couldn't tell. It was a closed casket."

A king with infinitely less power than the one in the oval office. Just saying.

Bollocks. Name it.

They're letting prisoners out slightly earlier, i.e. parole after 40% of the full sentence instead of 50%. "They" are doing this because the previous government's actions had left a prison system that only had room for a few hundred more prisoners in the entire fucking country.

He made his name in Home and Away, unsurprisingly. (It's a long running Australian soap if you didn't know.)

The explanation I heard is that arrest records are public in Florida. There are 'Florida men' everywhere but we mostly tend to hear about the ones in Florida.

Perhaps not. Quite a bit of what we attribute to the Bard didn't come from him. Romeo and Juliet for example is a regurgitation of an Italian work from thirty years prior.

Yes, and prepare to have your mind blown: planes can fly.

Simpsons did it!

Forgot to mention that it's not even a new 'discovery'. Here is a basically identical story from six years ago.

From what I've read elsewhere it came from the adverts for the original pedometer.

The figure of 10,000 steps can be traced back to a 1960s marketing campaign in Japan. In the run-up to the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, a brand of pedometer was launched called the manpo-kei, which translates as "10,000-step meter".

Most Americans speak English too, but you don't see us trying to annex the USA.

Hannibal Lector would also fit both criteria. He's a great guy, apparently, maybe they should hire him. After all, despite all his little faults, no-one ever accused Dr. Lector of being bad at medicine. Or cooking.