in fact you are not: in a recent poll (gah, I forgot the link, but you can believe me) over 47% of all males between 14 and 34 answered exactly like you when asked about their secret fantasy. From the same poll: apparently only 34% of the same age group dream about having sex with their neighbors dog. Funny, eh? And: they say over 70% of all survey results are made up on the fly. But I tend to call that BS.