Comment Space Farce (Score 1) 148
So will Space Farce step up and defend the world against the Space Pirates?
Comment Redirect the Mods to /dev/null (Score -1, Troll) 150
Roll back their illegal modifications AND remove the troublemaker Mods. No one in the Reddit community asked them to stomp around in jackboots.
Comment As the old saying goes... (Score 1) 417
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes. What a stupid and pointless way to die.
Comment Play Stupid Games... (Score 1) 202
Play stupid games and win stupid deaths. Corporate greed knows no bounds.
Comment Max Headroom Episode? (Score 1) 93
Wasn't there an episode from Max Headroom where people can having talking headstones?
Comment Duh! (Score 1) 153
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Comment Yet They Still Shit in the Streets (Score 1) 118
Such an ambitious undertaking and yet the majority of the population doesn't even have a indoor toilet. The masses still need to poop in the streets or on the railroad tracks. They local governments still hire poop scrappers to walk around the town to pick up human waste.
Submission + - MIT Creates Algorithm That Speeds Up Page Load Time by 34% (softpedia.com)
An anonymous reader writes: MIT researchers created an algorithm that analyzes Web pages and creates dependency graphs for all network resources that need to be loaded (CSS, JS, images, etc.). The algorithm, called Polaris, will be presented this week a the Usenix conference, and is said to be able to cut down page load times by 34%, on average. The larger and more resources, the better the algorithm's efficiency gets, which should be useful on today's JS-heavy sites.
Comment Cords 0,0,1 (Score 1) 717
American workers get zero vacation days when they start a new position unless they were smart enough to negotiate a week or two during the hiring process. Even so, with these high pressure 60+ hour/week jobs, they frown on workers who dare to take their accrued vacation times. Some of these workers would rather lose their vacation time then appear to be "slackers" to their managers. In contrast workers in certain other countries are given a boatload of vacation from day one.
Comment I would be *REALLY* impressed.... (Score 1) 1613
If at the moment of Steve passing on, every generation of iPod, iPhone, and iPad would have started playing Stairway to Heaven followed by the ghostly voice of Steve saying 'Thank you'....
Comment Send them this greeting... (Score 1) 803
Send them this greeting in Intergalatic Common...
"All your base are belong to us!"
Comment I know what the secret sauce is! (Score 1) 922
It's Rogaine foam formula. It's a hair restoration product and a hair destruction product too!
Comment What next? OS/2? (Score 4, Insightful) 114
Shouldn't this announcement be placed under "too little, too late"?
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