Not only does she have a well stocked desk, she has her own company and sells some geeky stuff to us tinkerers: http://adafruit.com/ Her monochron pong playing clock was featured on /. a while back.

Crystal Pepsi!

You do realize, of course, that 5 * 4 != 15.

Seriously, are these like Universe products? I'm working in Unidata on a project, and you're right, it f'ing blows.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/02/25/ See, you missed the user names, which are also funny

Joe Walsh?

I too have astigmatism and can wear Toric lenses to (mostly) correct it. Been wearing them for several years now, and I'm pretty sure my astigmatism is pretty bad. Never been recommended hard lenses. Perhaps your eye doctor is just old and not up to date? Or maybe I'm wrong in that only mild astigmatism can be corrected in soft lenses.

To make the lawyers rich

sure, now that he is dead