It's a religious thing.

I think the folks at Netflix could really be on to something here.

That's funny. I was going to post about how I double-handedly saved the porn industry.

I prefer waffles.

I wouldn't do the taunting myself. I would hire someone who could speak with a ridiculous accent.

I beg to differ. A two-year child just before its nap is probably in a fouler mood with a high propensity for destruction.

I don't. I prefer to live in a republic.