People were too caught up in the change from roller-boogie to break-dancing. It happened to me.

Won't some one think of the chil...I mean adults!

Good luck chronicling all my drunken ramblings on cocktail napkins. Every scandalous thing I've ever put to form is blotted and smeared with spirits. Even I can't decipher the subversion.

Another weapon in the hands of criminals. National lightsaber registration now!

Sure, it is a fun and games until your slow shuffling, pasty-faced neighbor chomps down on your skull.

damn it all, distributed.

This is simply the course for any conspiracy theory. The more facts you throw at it, the more the believers claim deeper evidence of deception. People wrap themselves tightly in their beliefs. They will never shed that blanket, no matter how hot it gets.

Until I read the comments. I wasn't sure if it was about Vick's 44 or Pokemon. Live and learn.

Every time I see an article that tries to tie MP to some industry, philosophy, or miscellaneous tangent, all I have to say is: "Stop that, It's silly!"

Why couldn't it be "What happens if you get sucked on a plane?"

Please have one clothed employee with the sole job of picking up things that have been dropped on the floor.

No cameras in the office. No cell phones with cameras in the office. Hell, no sketchpads in the office. Really, it is for the greater good. I'm not talking privacy either.

This morning I told my kids not to believe anything they heard today. On the way out the door, my wife told them she loved them. They looked confused...I just shrugged.

Outraged! Outraged, I say! Wait...Europe? 2050? I don't live there. Oh, and I'll be dead. Well then, carry on!

Hookers, you say?! Now it definitely is a workplace. Let the fees flow!