IIRC, there's a legal/contractual definition of an LP (versus an EP) and a minimum number of tracks need to feature for it to be properly treated as an album. The prog rock band The Mars Volta had a song on one of their albums which was 30 minutes in total, but the album would only consist of 3 or 4 distinct songs despite the total length being nearly 70 minutes. In the end they had to split the 30 minute track into half a dozen "movements" with separate names, which all flowed together when played (eg. no silence before/after each movement), specifically to get around this issue.

They don't. In modern Britain, the highest earners are people like football players (and their wives), reality TV 'stars', pop stars, etc. If you want to work hard and go to university, you'll be rewarded with thousands of pounds in debt (which you'll probably be paying off when you're 50) and the chance to dive into an economy which is falling headfirst into the toilet. Schools should cut their losses and just teach soccer skills and beauty techniques.