It made for very cringy reading. Just dot points would be fine.

Why not a Build-Your-Own personalised score? Have the ability to place the different scores in order of importance to create a personalised ranking. You could even include distance to home, average student rent, employment opportunities while studying and so on.

Atrocious. Leave the captain there. Unemployed, in Greenland.

Tesla may end up being sued by Matchbox.

Does this mean that the MS engineer possessed, as part of his day-to-day work, the tools to read these emails himself?

Just wait until they are looking for Mr Tuttle and accidentally arrest Mr Buttle. But that wouldn't happen. They don't make mistakes.

This sounds like something Selena Gomez could explain.
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Thanks for trying to explain it, but I still didn't get it. Maybe next time.

iPhone 13 Pro, just on two years old. Battery health is 89%. At that rate, it should be good for another two years, but I think the 15 will have my name written on it...

Zardoz is a brilliant movie. I watched it in the 80s. There, now you have another friend :-)

I suppose he had to back the government's plan or he might soon become China's least-wealthiest person.

Have you ever experienced the political and economic ideology of a student share house? Communism doesn't scale down, let alone up.

Insurance companies. Lying liars and the lies they tell. They'll never take us picklers down!

(Note: I've never actually played it, but it looks like fun, and less likely to end up in a heart attack than squash)

I listen to the same playlist on my commute every day. For some time now I have asked Siri to assist. English is my first language and I speak clearly enough to do VO work for my companyâ(TM)s internal videos.

The amount of fuck ups Siri has is incredible. AI assistants are stupid.

I remember this in an Australian PH ad from the 80s. An Italian pizzeria owner was lamenting that all his customers were going to PH, so one of his sons bought a PH pizza back to the shop to compare it. A son said "It has cheese on the top cheese on the bottom and more of what you like in between, hey Papa!" That is stuck in my head, along with the ingredients on a Big Mac.