Comment A better headline(?): (Score 2) 124
"Universe to die 99.999999999...99999% sooner", scientists say.
Discuss the difficulty of recycling "renewables" elsewhere...
Don't you realize that your petty freedoms and choices are DOOMing the world?
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman? A used car salesman knows when he's lying.