You say fake...here's the letter that accompanied it

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2Fa%2Fiaq1JxV

You should just post as Coward instead of AC. Now, shut your pie hole.

The IRS is funny. I chose not to take advantage of those payments they were giving out so they just said "F#$! it!" and sent me $1400.

I still don't like them.

He had cranial decompression, courtesy of Boeing.

Now I don't have to dual-boot to choose between which vulnerabilities I'm affected by!

detected a Ukrainian pre-school so it accelerated the lander

Just go outside anywhere in India to watch people shitting in the streets and gang raping women

my 1940s porn collection! Now all I need is Creative to do something for the audio so it doesn't sound like a WWII Ed Herlihy news reel announcing the invasion of Germany

when daylight savings time ends...

That should cut down on loading and unloading times since the passengers are now automated

Because they forgot the first time they thought about it

That's a much brighter "Vision of the future" than the one they had in the 30's

Guy1 - (Rings up mate) What's up mate?
Guy2 - I'm bloody tired mate. I just spent 18 hours making the perfect deepfake porn of Kate Middleton being made airtight buy 3 large Great Danes. Sending it your way as soon in a sec. You'll love it!
Guy1 - Matey; Haven't you heard?! UK's criminalized sharing deepfake porn without consent.
Guy2 - WTF?!
Guy1 - Yeah. They broadened the scope of current image offenses so that more violators will actual face jail time!
Guy2 - Bloody hell!! Thanks for letting me know mate! I bloody well don't want to get nicked for sharing it without consent!
Guy2 - So...do you consent to receiving copy or not?!
Guy1 - Send it mate!

Or you'll feel The Wrath of Khan.

That makes no sentence at all.

Can there possibly be a better qualified candidate than RMS?! Especially the compassionate part!