A hijacked computer submitted this story!

Clearly our sun could collapse at any time. We should not wait until a potentially hostile star right on our doorsteps decides to attack!

I call for a premeptive strike to be made on the sun!

I resent the implication that we gamers suffer from problems with depression. I mean, with the amount of Ecstasy I've downed over the past 24 hours I should be well past carefree until Sunday, at least!