Take your technological solution to a social problem idea, and all that freedom-degrading, corruption-enhancing, abuse-inviting, wont-work-anyway gadgetry you just developed and shove it straight up your ass. I'm glad as hell you don't live in my country, we've got enough petit-tyrants wandering around inventing new ways to milk everyday people out of every penny they can get a mindless bureaucratic system to squeeze from us. You cannot dispense justice from a vending machine.

I stopped trying to keep track halfway through and just focused on the universal human drama of having to decide whether to kill the guy that died in your kitchen next Tuesday.

The movie "Primer" had an interesting take on avoiding paradoxes. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3909854615539675694# (entire movie online)

"...would be called Red Dwarf." No, that's what people call Dear Leader when they get drunk.

My girlfriend designed the logo for Nupedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nupedia She got an official t-shirt out of it. It's probably worth a fortune, maybe even $20.00, on eBay now.

I take it that means there is a 95% chance that this report is bogus, or malicious?

Since when is Semantics a Slashdot category?

"Think about what it was doing while you weren't watching. Think about it!!!"

Well, it does have 4 right hands. That leaves 4 left hands to type with.

Video, or it didn't happen.

Are these couples in this video? If so, maybe it's a clue that they're going straight after Apple on the next release, and naming the OS "Cougar".

Perhaps the Malaysian government would like me to send them back the nesi lemak I had for lunch today, since they claim it is theirs? I expect it to be ready to... ummmm... "ship" by morning.

Ikea office furniture floats. Noted for future reference.

... me pack the car for vacation.

I embed all my documents in porn and post them on various web forums. The recovery procedure involves spidering my spam folder. I recently found my high school history term paper in a jpg of Marylin Chambers.

And wording such a ban so that it cannot be gamed, loopholed, or turned on its ass - without using legalese - would be an interesting exercise.