kurt_cordial - Slashdot User

Comment Comparing Apu to Orange-ized Crime (Score 0) 49

by kurt_cordial on Tuesday June 03, 2025 @04:37PM (#65425411) Attached to: AI Startup Revealed To Be 700 Indian Employees Pretending To Be Chatbots

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Comment Let me guess (Score 1) 20

by kurt_cordial on Saturday May 31, 2025 @03:45AM (#65418333) Attached to: Meta and Anduril Work On Mixed Reality Headsets For the Military

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Comment ClearType . (Score 0) 80

by kurt_cordial on Friday May 30, 2025 @07:19PM (#65417769) Attached to: Microsoft Tests Notepad Text Formatting In Windows 11

You see, under a microscope, in the late 1960's... the "period" was actually a Communist hammer and sickle. Do you think Variable Fonts should escape now? Or allow glyphs to execute PostScript and ANSI combinations to disable Jhadi Hebdo? GATES... GATES... DEVELOPERS...

Comment Misleading and Aero-pron (Score 0) 67

by kurt_cordial on Friday May 30, 2025 @04:39PM (#65417397) Attached to: United Chief Dismisses Budget Airline Model as 'Dead' and 'Crappy'

Who asked Darth Vetter to liberate the living lube tube?

Comment Assessment of Assessments??? (Score 1) 245

by kurt_cordial on Thursday May 29, 2025 @08:30AM (#65413163) Attached to: World Faces New Danger of 'Economic Denial' in Climate Fight, Cop30 Head Says

It's like... it's like... read/write... Everything I need to know, is not new now in no school.

Comment Conversational discriminator / diffuser (Score 1) 24

by kurt_cordial on Sunday May 25, 2025 @03:53PM (#65403381) Attached to: Red Hat Collaborates with SIFive on RISC-V Support, as RHEL 10 Brings AI Assistant and Post-Quantum Security

Distilled convolutions of markets which truly exist... for participatory Johnny Mnemonic. I'm no Dave Chiplet, but I can ghost some BYOB.

Comment Super Layman Brothers (Score 1) 49

by kurt_cordial on Sunday May 25, 2025 @03:41PM (#65403373) Attached to: Researchers Warn Some Infectious Fungus Could Spread as Earth's Temperatures Rise

Mario Lehman charges a 433cc kart to Lehman's Mansion. Ms. Toad flourishes down her Nippon Dynomite.

Comment Converge-Saturation GPT2PNK (Score 1) 24

by kurt_cordial on Saturday May 24, 2025 @01:14PM (#65401583) Attached to: Red Hat Collaborates with SIFive on RISC-V Support, as RHEL 10 Brings AI Assistant and Post-Quantum Security

The Lost Boys herd of landfills and remote streams. Senator Strum Theremin, anyone? But now that Jony Ive is verifiably E2E B2B... the LOSS2GAIN can oxygenate Neptu-babies!

Comment Context Window Photo-Blur (Score -1) 30

by kurt_cordial on Tuesday May 20, 2025 @03:46PM (#65391361) Attached to: Google's Gemini 2.5 Models Gain "Deep Think" Reasoning

If one presumes all human rights violations are deserving of recompensation, and (1) all people are dead and (2) all people were well-paid brain surgeons, then... the only question is the rate of inflation to adjust their pensions.

Comment Broken-a Fixo (Score -1) 190

by kurt_cordial on Tuesday May 20, 2025 @10:24AM (#65390339) Attached to: Sony Mass-Bans Russian PlayStation Accounts

You get a PowerGlove and save a French Prince.

Comment But who will poison my supply chain? (Score -1) 105

by kurt_cordial on Monday May 19, 2025 @03:40PM (#65388357) Attached to: Microsoft's Edit on Windows is a New Command-Line Text Editor

I mean undeletable Zune folders.

Comment Sub-Terrain Fusion (subterfuge) (Score -1) 80

by kurt_cordial on Sunday May 18, 2025 @01:35PM (#65385231) Attached to: Taiwan Shuts Down Its Last Nuclear Reactor

It's a 51% attack on the 1% of Earths surface covered in 99% water. I'm sorry the cars aren't selling NAFTA, let's move to Crack la Fortnite.

Comment If Mark Wahlberg farms Spuds (Score -1) 187

by kurt_cordial on Sunday May 18, 2025 @06:00AM (#65384551) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Would You Consider a Low-Latency JavaScript Runtime For Your Workflow?

How else can Russia back-propagate the damage to POTUS SAG?

Comment You mean the Subway near Shell? (Score -1) 120

by kurt_cordial on Friday May 16, 2025 @01:55PM (#65381319) Attached to: Vision Pro Owners Face Weight of Buyer's Remorse

They sold fake Oakleys for years, behind the Drafty Kink machines.

Comment Apologies for that (Score -1) 99

by kurt_cordial on Thursday May 15, 2025 @07:02AM (#65378187) Attached to: InventWood Is About To Mass-Produce Wood That's Stronger Than Steel

particular particleboard comment composite

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