What ever happened to History of the World Part 2 ... ?

They'll be sticking those solar panels where the sun don't shine.

Maybe he heard somewhere that the "science" was settled.

The only "renewable" energy I'm aware of is burning wood. You can always grow more of it.

Everything else requires something made from copper, steel, aluminum, silicon, rare earths, radioactive isotopes, etc.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Yeah. If you're gonna perpetrate a hoax, at least be good at it.

So, IOW, fossilized human remains.

... if everyone obeys them.

Even without becoming sentient, an intelligence may develop its own morality. Or amorality. Or immorality. Why can't an AI become psychotic?

A train is traveling from New York to Chicago at C. But Chicago is moving away from NY at xC.

Q: When the train arrive at Chicago?
A: 12.8 billion years past midnight.

I'd still like to know what the "H" stands for.

Maybe they want to learn some skills for which someone would be willing to pay them. So's they can put their six-figure debt behind them and start life before they're 40. Not that a rich and broadly diverse education doesn't have value, in and of itself, but with a little sweat equity, it can be gotten for no money down. These are usually referred to as personal interests or pursuits, not marketable skills. The world has just gotten lousy with psychologists, sociologist and "journalists". GEEZ, everybody is fucking journalist, in case you haven't noticed.

Of course, it's not easy. In STEM, there is generally only one right answer to any problem. Most of the rest are wrong. Under the softer "sciences", there are almost no wrong answers. Unless the professor doesn't like it. So, don't pick that answer.

So, I get a little lazy and they accuse me of not being me. Or a more lazy and sloppy than usual. That's okay, at least THEY have my money.

And some people claim there's a market for smart guns and other biometric devices that are specifically intended not to work as intended, when intended.

... and those who are smarter than everyone else and still can figure it out.

Same here. On all the time but nobody's watching. Unless something catches our attention then we back up the DVR.

LOOKOUT!!