Never been to Kabukicho, Japan?

It's vital to get someone on the moon before the elections in 2028 so that we can elect another tribalist lunatic. We need people to say "hey we are on the moon, so who cares if we're enslaved by a bunch of billionaires and trillionaires, who cares if they're deporting our friends and neighbors, who cares if there are homeless and people living paycheck to paycheck?"

But only half.

Antimatter half-lives matter.

Let's see who gets what bids.

Thank you professor. I get it, you're saying many people would find it funny? That's not bad, when you consider I wrote it for my own humorous purpose. Anyway, would love to see you make a more broadly appealing and funnier joke.

What if the conditions on Phobos require it to float at various points? MMX can't do floating at any point, and so they'll have to wait for the American Micro Devices that can do it and copy that and SSEnd those instead.

That sounds like a good gig, and a great excuse for being away from annoying family members or friends. "Uh, I'd love to but I've got to head back to the prison tonight .. will see if I can hangout more this weekend .. assuming they don't have me on library duty or something".

How can I be down?

A microsecond here, a nanosecond there, pretty soon you're talking big time. Now think about it, if you're off by a few milliseconds in terms of the Earth orbiting the galaxy at 515,000 mph that's probably tens of thousands of miles (you do the math, I'll do the implications) .. Now let's assume Jesus had planned to come back on say January 14th, 2100 AD. Where the fuck would the Earth be at that time? Since we didn't account for the microseconds and all that .. the Earth would be like thousands of miles off its actual predicted position.

It's never the right time to wrong time.

Bill Gates should have been taken more seriously .. like think about it .. how the hell is 8 BILLION bytes not enough???

Up until, I would say the 90s .. we used to view RAM as a precious rare mineral allocated to us by God. Every bit had to be accounted for. You didn't just go allocating memory willy nilly. You can't be like malloc this, malloc that, as if you own the place. Every bit and byte and to be mulled over. You'd think "do I really need to use an int? perhaps byte or maybe even a boolean would suffice?" Sometimes you'd have to compromise "I really need a double here, but fuck it, all I have is two booleans" That's how we dealt with shit. Contrast that with you Gen Z fuckers nowadays who are like "hmm, I need to store an on-off state .. let me use an entire JSON structure embedded in an HTML file!"

You know what, fuck all of you!

I actually toned it down by not naming the specific politician.

Super intelligent means smarter than a politician. A sand lizard qualifies.

Well, to get technical, they switched from using the Discrete Cosine Transform algorithm to the Obese Conspicuous Fattening algorithm.

I'm not an information theory guy, but I thought compression were supposed to make things smaller. Sounds like JPEG ate a bunch of donuts instead. Get it on Wegovy/GLP-1 inhibitors ASAP.

Lift the tariffs you morons.