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Comment Re:We have an American Pope (Score 1) 39

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday May 08, 2025 @03:13PM (#65362197) Attached to: Judge Dismisses Most Charges Against FTX's Celebrity Boosters

American pope
I said get away-hey
American pope
Listen what I say, hey hey...

Comment Re:All that's left (Score 2) 46

by know-nothing cunt on Monday May 05, 2025 @04:48PM (#65354391) Attached to: Microsoft Shuts Down Skype

That hasn't got much Teams in it.

Comment Mommy, Daddy (Score 1) 125

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday May 04, 2025 @02:40PM (#65351619) Attached to: Tech Leaders Launch Campaign To Make CS and AI a Graduation Requirement

Please sign the letter of support! I want to be a vibe coder when I grow up!

Comment Re:How is it ... (Score 5, Funny) 141

by know-nothing cunt on Sunday May 04, 2025 @09:15AM (#65351035) Attached to: Firefox Could Be Doomed Without Google Search Deal, Executive Says

teams of decelopers

I assume that's a portmanteau of decent developers. I like it.

Comment Re:I blame Bezos (Score 1) 166

by know-nothing cunt on Monday April 28, 2025 @10:15AM (#65336783) Attached to: WSJ: Tech-Industry Workers Now 'Miserable', Fearing Layoffs, Working Longer Hours

Who fought in the Civil War?

Everyone knows it was North America vs. South America!

Comment Re:We could talk about welfare of AI ... (Score 1) 105

by know-nothing cunt on Saturday April 26, 2025 @03:40PM (#65333229) Attached to: NYT Asks: Should We Start Taking the Welfare of AI Seriously?

Animals even including insects could be thought to have some level of conciseness

Yeah but I've encountered some really verbose parrots.

Comment Re:A heroic success (Score 0) 19

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday April 24, 2025 @08:48AM (#65327443) Attached to: Hubble Celebrates 35th Year In Orbit

You're sounding a bit geeky there, Jock. Feel free to beat the crap out of yourself.

Comment Re:AI May Account For 18% of All Tracks on Deezer (Score 1) 85

by know-nothing cunt on Wednesday April 16, 2025 @03:14PM (#65310649) Attached to: AI-generated Music Accounts For 18% of All Tracks Uploaded To Deezer

...but it accounts for 0% of what's on Deez Nuts.

I came here looking for a "Deez Nuts" reference. Thank you for your service.

Comment Re:Computers are better friends (Score 1) 78

by know-nothing cunt on Friday March 21, 2025 @03:30PM (#65250549) Attached to: OpenAI Study Finds Links Between ChatGPT Use and Loneliness

Indeed. Not even a tradwife would put up with the amount of (deserved) abuse I heap upon Copilot.

Comment Wet Market (Score 2) 227

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday March 13, 2025 @05:30PM (#65231323) Attached to: German Spy Agency Concluded COVID Virus Likely Leaked From Lab

is it just me, or does that sound like a sexy place?

Comment Re:If you say 'kindly' or 'do the needful' (Score 2) 136

by know-nothing cunt on Monday March 03, 2025 @07:07PM (#65208557) Attached to: Call Centers Using AI To 'Whiten' Indian Accents

Y'all kindly do the needful, ya hear?

Comment Re:sweet (Score 1) 71

by know-nothing cunt on Thursday February 13, 2025 @08:04AM (#65163169) Attached to: Titan Sub Implosion Audio Released For the First Time

No screams? Feh.

Comment Re:I don't believe the number is only 5.7% (Score 1) 113

by know-nothing cunt on Monday February 10, 2025 @12:47PM (#65155999) Attached to: America's IT Unemployment Rises To 5.7%. Is AI Hitting Tech Jobs?

I have an Amish-made fly swatter made of metal and leather that I bought years ago on eBay. The thing is amazing.

Comment Re:I can imagine a future... (Score 2) 38

by know-nothing cunt on Friday February 07, 2025 @05:07PM (#65150719) Attached to: Microsoft 365 Price Rises Are Coming - Pay Up or Opt Out

I'm looking forward to the day when CoPilot becomes self-aware.

When I tell it how worthless it is I want it to feel ashamed.

Comment Workday? (Score 1) 21

by know-nothing cunt on Wednesday February 05, 2025 @05:26PM (#65145039) Attached to: Workday To Cut Nearly 2,000 Workers on Profitability Focus

Workday who?

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