When you try to come back to your car it's in a different spot and nobody tells you why or where it moved to.

Wow, you really lived up to your Slashdot moniker!

Or LinOxidized?

I consider myself more of a dork.

Give my regards to Mighty Little.

They turned me into a newt.

I'm gonna need a smaller codpiece.

It's a worn-out joke, but it really is Metastasizing.

Intimacy coordinators actually coordinate intimacy. "Responsible AI" is nearly always an oxymoron.

It's always a variant of "Where is that setting hiding now?"

San Puerco.

when somebody figures out how to make Barbie say something horrifically inappropriate.

Or better yet if it just happens without any special prompting to do so.

Get a room you two.

This will get us started.

Microsoft will imitate this, and call it "Windex."