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Sometimes it gets dark.

Honestly, I think Dell's mindshare is so trivial right now that teenagers won't even throw it around as an insult. Dell's got a LONG way to go to get back to that level of relevancy.

I'm sure this thing was all just a secret Illuminati plot to put the X-Men and Fantastic 4 movie rights into the hands of DC Comics.

My first instinct is to say this is a bad idea... But here in Australia we pay $20 for a movie ticket already. I'd be quite happy to pay $4 to watch new release movies, in the comfort of my own home, on my own 55 inch TV instead of paying $16 more for the inferior experience of a trip to the cinema.

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Also what's to stop people setting up honeypot networks named "xfinitywifi", letting you right in regardless of login credentials and packet-sniffing everything you do?

"Oh crap, my battery's exploded and my smartphone's caught fire!" *throws phone*

The world would be a poorer place if it didn't have Carlos Santana and his legacy in it.

Which functions better as burn tiles for spacecraft atmospheric re-entry? My money would be on the Xbox One for its greater surface area, allowing for better heat diffusion.

We can see what's happening in all its grainy, 576i goodness.

When researchers build a rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock robot. Then I'll be impressed.

Being Australian? I can go grumpy old man on those few kids that usually go trick or treating. It's always fun watching blank stairs of incomprehension as I tell them that their mums and dads are bad parents for indoctrinating their children with an Americanized handout mentality as well as bad neighbours for expecting me to cross-subsidize their efforts with candy.

Get off my lawn. Clean up those eggs and toilet rolls.

...More on this below the cut.