No way ;)

Herr TrumpenFührer and spawn wouldn't *lie* about their commitment to manufacturing the TrumpenFührer 1 (T1) phone in the United States.

*Clutching at my pearls.* In any other company, I'd say the principals made the decision to announce manufacturing in Los Estados Unidos de Norte America, completely failed to listen to their experts that it's impossible to manufacture mobile phones in the United States of North America without losing money on every handset.

You agree to an audit, as part of the license agreement.

Sure, if they implement an $800 ICE tax simultaneously, I'm good.

My 1969 Mustang Grandé with an Edelbrock intake and a Holley double-pumper drinks a bit more than the original 4 barrel carb and factory intake. It takes Premium only, but hey - build a viable EV infrastructure and I'll drive a slot-car too.

Gail: "I didn't know there were robot sympathizers."
Hari: "There are always sympathizers."

More than 0.

Does this law also apply to sister-wives under the age of consent?

That hasn't bothered Utahans que estan Mormon previoso.

Better than no cloud captioning or dubbing at all....mostly for those blancos ricos que no tienenen un corazon. Y que no hablan otro idiomas pero Ingles. Bastardos ricos.

Today.

Fire upon any vessel that comes within 2km of an undersea cable with overwhelming force.

Once the source of severing a cable is determined, mount a decapitation strike against the offending nation.

A note from your drug dealer should suffice. ;)

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Don't have the bucks? This "author" is "BlackRock, the investment giant that manages about $10 trillion." Agreed I'd be very interested to see how this forecast is (or isn't) reflected in their investment strategy.

The New York Times drops the word 'fetus' from its Wordle answers. Surprised it took this long.

No, that's charity that also serves other purposes. Should it only count as charity if it's a bad PR move?