Android rhymes with Hemorrhoid.

You fanboi of product that sound like rectal condition...

Anyone with less than half a brain would have not bought Zynga or Facebook in the first place...

Sales, Marketing and Bean Counting Derptards.

"Confession: I'm a Windows/PC user. Win XP works fine for me. I use it at work. I use it a home. I can run pretty much anything I want on it. It's stable and mostly trouble free for me."

Do not say and do stupid shite? Do not have a questionable and shady financial background?

Don't be a dumb-arse Republicantard?

You mean Bullwankium. AKA the stuff the drops out the backside of a politician or upper management type or MBA.

You mean "Made in China"...

I'm waiting for Firefox 42.0 -- that should be here, what, next spring give the proclivity to versionNumber++ so often...

Bullcrap. Harleytards are about posing. No more, no less.

The word you are looking for to refer to Romney and his ilk is "Republicantard".

You can also refer to him as Romneytard (just like Bushtard before him).

Steve Jobs is no longer with us.

He wouldn't have let the fuster cluck that is maps in iOS 6 happen.

Nor would he have let the pile of shite that is the new iOS app store app happen.

No. His real name is Mark Douchebag-Berg.

Only after he bought out my company for $1 billion (give or take a few hundred million).

Vegas. 'nuff said.

More than most small countries.

He's a completely different kind of Evil. Greater than any boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') 'threat'.

Money grubbing, privacy invading Semite.

Same reason you see all the Audis, BMWs, Mercedes and other over-priced automaboobles all over the place...

Good luck getting the Gay Pink Candy version of Android 5.0 for it next year...

Whack Off. Whack On.