Here's a link with actual content on what the algorithm does:

http://www.hpcwire.com/features/IBM-Invents-Short-Cut-to-Assessing-Data-Quality-85427987.html

Now that the thieves can't simply sneak in and make off with the torahs, they will presumably resort to armed robbery, or "torah-jacking".

Just imagine a masked gunman barging into the sanctuary in the middle of the service and shouting, "Gimme loot, chasidim!"