I am responsible for this piece of...whatever you wish to call it. Sorry to disappoint all the "lol it's grilling now" posters, but it's currently running with a load avg of 0.1, with the cpu at a pleasant 40 degrees C :)

You did manage to trip over my bodge job hitcounter a couple of times though, and my housemates are extremely pissed at me for saturating the dsl line. Oh those apache logs are going to be fun to see.

I've just had to jog 10 minutes to get somewhere I could post this though, which probably balances out the health aspect I lost when I gutted the thing.