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Journal jawtheshark's Journal: Dealing with the Devil 36

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I'm bored shitless as you can see by the amount of my journal entries today. That's what you get for taking a day off.

Anyways, on the radio they have this nice "internet-site-review" show and sometime they tell about silly sites. Today, it was www.wewantyoursoul.com. Click on the "Online Quotation" section and take the test.

Here is my result:
Your soul is worth 12803GBP. For your peace of mind, 68% of people have a purer soul than you.

What only 12803GBP? That is what, like 20000Euro? I can't even buy a new TT for that. Guess, I'll keep my soul... ;-)

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  • "Your soul is worth 85595. For your peace of mind, 5% of people have a purer soul than you."

    Geez.... I knew I was a bit of a goody-goody; now I know by precisely how much.
    • Wow... Nice score! Now I know where you got your nick: you're actually a Guardian Angel ;-)

    • Here's mine: "Your soul is worth 42975. For your peace of mind, 17% of people have a purer soul than you."

      Hmmm.../me wonders if some questions may have skewed my results...

      I bet when they say "do you download music and media from internet?" they really mean "do you infringe on copyrights by downloading the entertainment cartel's crap?" I don't [beautifulfreak.net]. It also makes me wonder what they mean when they ask "do you indulge in autoerotic practises?"--I assumed they meant masturbation.

    • Well, here's my supposed value:

      Your soul is worth 84382. For your peace of mind, 5% of people have a purer soul than you.

      Well, seems you and me are the only truly valuable people here so far... ;-)

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

  • Your soul is worth 72534. For your peace of mind, 7% of people have a purer soul than you.

    72,534 British Pounds = 123,039 US Dollars

    Wow. Problem is, this WWYS is a little troubling -

    Q: Who owns We Want Your Soul, Inc.? A: WWYS(R) is owned by an international consortium made up of high-value corporations from all over the globe, as well as a few private individuals. As an infinitely extendable, transnational and immortal person (under Article 14 of the US Constitution), the company is not subject to the

  • "Your soul is worth 52006. For your peace of mind, 12% of people have a purer soul than you."
  • My soul is worth 6517 pounds.
    89% of you people are more pure than me!

    I am going straight to hell...
    • Hehe... I didn't score that bad, but I'm going straight to hell too ;-)
    • You're the only one who's posted who's more corrupt than I am:
      Your soul is worth 8445. For your peace of mind, 83% of people have a purer soul than you.
      Pretty scary when you consider that I'm responsible for raising a small child, no?

      ....Bethanie....
      Bwaha ha ha hahahaha
      • Well you see... the whole thing is that the less your soul is worth the less likely you're going to sell it. I mean, what I would get for my soul is really not enough (blang, my score went even down more because I have shown greed!)

        Pretty scary when you consider that I'm responsible for raising a small child, no?

        Considering the above logic, your kid is in safe hands... at least she'll have a mother with a soul. ;-) A black one perhaps, but a soul nonetheless.

  • Your soul is worth 23151. For your peace of mind, 42% of people have a purer soul than you.

    I mean, with some extra cash, I could do a few of the things I haven't been able to afford yet.
  • I want to know if my money is taxable income?

    My quote:

    Your soul is worth 26094. For your peace of mind, 37% of people have a purer soul than you.
    • I want to know if my money is taxable income?

      Most probably... after all only two things are certain in life: death and taxes.

      And death without a soul isn't going to be very fun I think.

  • Your soul is worth 11165. For your peace of mind, 74% of people have a purer soul than you.

    Cut-rate soul, no-haggle price.

  • I'm decidedly non-religious, yet faced with the decision I've always chosen not to gamble my soul. One of my friends will challenge me every time he's behind, whether it be $20 or $200, to go the next round for my soul.

    How much is it worth to you?

  • 24043GBP... I wonder how long that quote is good...

    I was able to get:

    Your soul is worth 155200. For your peace of mind, 0% of people have a purer soul than you.
  • Your soul is worth 28783. For your peace of mind, 30% of people have a purer soul than you.
    30%? Wow, so maybe I have a chance of not going to hell? Cool!

    I thought for sure I was doomed to that lake of eternal hell fire, but 30% leads me to believe I have an outside shot of making it to and through the Pearly Gates. ;)
  • Your soul is worth 18361. For your peace of mind, 52% of people have a purer soul than you.

    THink about it! I could blow 18,000 CDN, and still have $18,000 USD left! (maybe more)
  • Your soul is worth £2518. For your peace of mind, 97% of people have a purer soul than you.
    • I think you hiit filters out a char, you can't use the corresponding entity. That is why you never see a Euro or a Poundt a new low! Heck, you'll probably dethrone Satan himself if you join us in the ranks of hellgoers. ;-)

      Oh, and by the way: slashcode doesn't take entities... So if sign... A dollar sign is still allowed, most probably to be able to spell Micro$oft *grin*

  • Your soul is worth 29543. For your peace of mind, 29% of people have a purer soul than you.

    Any takers? I could get out of debt and just enjoy my new gubmint job. Bethanie, for you I'd make a special deal!

  • 29196,is the "value" of my soul

    29% so people are more pure then i am.

  • Your soul is worth 17104. For your peace of mind, 55% of people have a purer soul than you.
  • Your soul is worth UKP54261. For your peace of mind, 12% of people have a purer soul than you.

    I suspect the amount would have gone up a bit more if I'd said yes to the question about vegetarianism (I do eat meat, but don't mind the odd veggie-dish).

    MT.
    • You unpolluted little soul! ;-) Hmmmm, you can only reply the "vegetarism" question with yes, when you don't eat meat at all IMHO. I don't mind the odd veggie-dish either, but that doesn't make me a vegetarian.

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