Slashdotting the SEC's just gotta violate some law...

SEC Computers Catch Fire After During Hacker Attack

By Joe Snuffy
Associated Press Writer
Wednesday, January 30, 2002; 2:45 P.M.

The SEC headquarters was evacuated today after a form of the denial of service hacking attack, commonly known as "slashdotting" caused their servers to halt and catch fire. The FBI refuses to confirm that it may be seeking one Rob "Commander Taco" Malda for questioning in this terrorist attack on America's financial structure.

News Flash - breaking newz

Hacker "Commander Taco" (Hacker alias Cmdr Taco)
was reported to be surveying new possible hacks
in the NEW YORK area, site
of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Authorities have
focused in on a Hacker convention currently
going on there.

In further news: Microsoft announces its
new "TrustUs" (tm) security computer initiative,
and demands that the government stop such
hacker terrorists attacks which have disabled
SEC systems, by approving proposed legislation
to require ALL computers* to be "Trust Us"
certified. Bill Gates reported stated:
"Innovation is key, if it wasn't for this
silly Justice Department oppresion against
Microsoft, we would have innovative security
legislation enabling homeland cyber security
thru the 'trust us'(tm) initiative."

(* including computing devices,
such as the new 'embeddedXP everywhere' toasters)