Easy there, chief. Did I say it was wrong or offensive? No. But it's there. And it's exactly as wrong and offensive as old people farting: You can't really fault them because it's just the way their bodies work and they can't control it. But that doesn't mean you can totally ignore it.

Yeah, Top Gear's open disdain for electric vehicles makes it hard to watch sometimes... along with their ever-present homophobia, misogyny, and racism.

As in all things, if usability and design are your concerns: get a Mac. The lights-under-or-next- to-the-relevant-key design has been standard issue since the first iMacs. Ditto for PowerBooks back to the G3s.