We need a bigger rathole!

AND ALL THE MONEY!!!

Well, some people really like being told what to do.

This is one reason I think all the "news" about US scientists moving to the EU is so much BS.

Move there for what? Higher taxes? More regulation?

I just don't see it happening.

You're not missing something. Much like Disney's "Snow White" was called a "success" despite bombing both at the box office and on streaming, the corporate media stooges will blithely state the complete opposite in an attempt to hide abject failure. Ubisoft is no different.

AC fans waited years to get a game with samurai's based in feudal Japan. What they got is a "samurai" game with no actual Japanese samurai protagonist. Ubisoft's reason for this is painfully obvious to everyone. This is why Japanese consumers have largely rejected it and has a lot to do with why sales have tanked overall.

There's a saying for this that ends with "go broke." It's slipping my mind at the moment, but I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.

Indeed.

Glad I dropped those turds. Most of the new shows were crap anyway.

If more companies would not only put a monetary bounty on these crooks but also specify "dead or alive," perhaps it would start to put a dent in their activities. They're already operating from countries that either look the other way or actively assist them in their activities. Putting a death mark on them ups the stakes considerably and allows the use of...ahem...alternate actors...ahem...that can operate beyond the law to get actual results.

And like space, undersea exploration is a lot quicker and safer with drones.

Where were they when companies started selling people's DNA information?

Oh, that's right, Elon doesn't own a DNA company.

I thought India and China's problems were mostly due to coal power plants.

Old Man Johnson, I choose YOU!

Setting an end date for checks at 150 years is not difficult, even in COBOL.

I came here to post that, no more credit cards for poor people.

Which is actually a good thing.

Credit cards are just too damn tempting when you don't have enough money.

Which leads to debt and even less money.

These April Fools threads are getting out of hand.

Space is hard, and wants to kill you.

Not yet.

Give it a few months, I think Paramount is up for sale.

"Next Day" has recently become 3 or 4 day.

Same price, at least.