Comment I knew it was Zonk without looking (Score 0, Offtopic) 120
With Zonk, it seems like there is no upper limit on "stirkes" allowed. Nearly every story that he publishes is flawed in some way.
In fact, as soon as I saw the misspelled title in my RSS feed, I thought to myself, "It's gotta be a Zonk story." Jackpot!
As I have said many times before, I've seen more screwed-up stories on Slashdot from Zonk than any other editor BY FAR. It's almost sad.