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Comment Re:Fix the root cause (Score 1) 78

lol. Please draw for us on a map, your proposed rail system originating from the port of Long Beach. Show your selected nationwide destinations and the path the rail will take to get there.

We will wait patiently for your analysis. I won't ask you to show where/how you are tying into the electrical grid. Once your map of the rail is completed, we will do that part for extra credit.

Comment Re:How fast? (Score 2) 93

No need for a service. Just use your nose. Black people even wrote a song about it called "Smell Yo' Dick". Google it.

But there is a pretty easy way around it I've been employing for years each time after I have sex with a prostitute. All you have to to is get a dirty pair of your wife's underwear out of the laundry, or snag a tampon out of the bathroom trash.

After you have sex with the prostitute and get back home, moderately moisten your chosen item with a spray bottle of lukewarm water and just little bit of sugar. Let that sit for a few minutes while you scrub your dick, balls, asshole and rest of groin area with betadine then take a nice hot shower.

When you get out of the shower, take your prepared wife's tampon/underwear and rub it around nice and good over the area you just sanitized. For good measure I then usually lay on the bed and relax for awhile with it wrapped around my dick while reading a book or watching some TV. Lay a small blanket over the area as well to hold in body heat and help the colony replenish itself. Don't get fancy and try to use a heating pad or something, going far above body temperature will cause you to regrow the hive with a much higher balance of heat loving friendlies and you won't smell right again until some time has passed for it to rebalance itself. Not something you want for a variety of reasons.

And that's it. Presto chango it's like you never pounded that whore in the ass an hour ago. Bulletproof.

Comment Re:Kill The Messenger (Score 3, Interesting) 236

All the right wing people I know were calling for Manning to be publicly hung or publicly executed by firing squad. Outspoken conservative commentator Sean Hannity has gone on record as recently as last week that he was against Wikileaks and thought they were all traitors 10 years ago and is now a supporter.

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